I'm here to sell you a washing machine

Think about building before the need exists

A Stranger Stole My Twitter Follower and Converted Them in 24 Hours

Honestly, all I can do is applaud...and turn it into a strange frat game analogy

This is the Anti-Playbook

Founder advice is killing your company...trust me...it almost killed mine

The 8-Hour Autopsy That Saved Our Business

The "Carol" Method (why your best customer deserves a name & how it changes everything

Your Best Leads Are Expiring While You Sleep (and the $150k mistake that won't save you)

The $0 Growth Playbook

(15 Moves That Actually Work)

Your Best Leads Are Expiring Like Milk

the 72hr problem & the dairy test that solves it

Everyone Shares Their Best Metrics -Here's Valley's 2025 Raw Numbers (The Good, Bad, and Average)

Most founders cherry-pick their wins. Here's everything-including the metrics that make us uncomfortable.

33 Things I'd Tell My Younger Self About Building To $1M ARR

...he would probably be watching Cars and not paying me any attention